Tuesday, January 12, 2010

The Most Embarrassing Moment


I have had many embarrassing moments in my life. This is just the recent, not the most embarrassing one. Sorry if the title is misleading.


I stay in the midst of three IT companies in Koramangala. The street gets so busy in the evenings with all the techies trying to get back home. One cannot stretch his/her hands without poking an IT guy’s ass. It’s nice to watch them walk swiftly as if to keep their health. They are mostly absent minded in nature; they are either too formal or too casual. The young chaps are found with the iPod In-Ear-Headphones and the grey haired ones with Bluetooth headset (they generally talk so loudly about the project and the client neglecting or unaware of the confidentiality clause). They wear specs; carry a backpack with the company’s logo together with their attitude.



It was around 6.30pm when my roomie shook me up to offer a tea from the nearby bakery. He just needed company. I pulled a jean from the pile of dirty clothes lying in the corner of my room. I wore it over my boxer not sure if I was awake or asleep. I could open my eyes completely only after I reached the ground floor. We joined the horde of techies moving in the direction of the bakery. I was thinking how Katie and Micah became increasingly disturbed by a presence that may or may not be demonic but was certainly most active in the middle of the night. Yes, I had watched “Paranormal Activity” just before I fell asleep.



My terror filled dream turned to reality when I sensed some paranormal activity inside my jeans. As I walked I could feel something moving down from my knees to my foot. It was so frightening that kicked in the air to get rid of it. I saw something flying out of my jeans which landed on the backpack of a techie who walked in front. I walked nearer to him to have a close look at the creature which killed Micah.



To my surprise, that was not a creature but a colorful object with few letters on it. It read… J...O...C...K...E...Y…


What's your most embarrassing moment???

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

what was the color??? Hw old it was?

oracle footnote said...

thats too embarassing dude.... but it does happen..

Karishma said...

LoL:) That was a real Oops moment, I must say...Loved the post, Cheers!!!

Deepthi_Alvares said...

Koi aur brand nahi pehenthe barkhurdar? Promoting Jockey ah? Oh!! yes yes...forgot.
Jose Samson - the brand ambassador for Jockey :)

jockey junior said...

Tired I was Jose inside your jeans,
You would let me see the world by no means.
So a small prank I had to play.
You threw me out boss and I had no say.
But 'in' I jumped once again
When the other side you had looked once again.
It was just once Jose, just once
Just once I wanted to see the world
This was the only way I had found
Out I jumped near the tea shop
Sorry boss....sorry boss...sorry
Never will I repeat it again.

Equally Embarrased
Yours and Only Yours,
JOCKEY

Rahul C Raju said...

Well.... Was it really Jockey, Sam ????? ;)

Suni said...

Hey sam,, i am still not able to sunk in the feelings of ur jockey dropping off out of ur dirty jeans!!! :) he he :)

Guess what B-) u should have poked the techie n asked him if tht jockey was his,,(i know.., i know., tht techie's dont go for "Jockey" n rather go for "Rupa"),if u did so thn it would ve been his most embrassing moment.... ha ha :)

P.S. Just Jockeyingggggg!!!!!!!!

viz said...

dammnn samm..lucky u that ur jockey landed on a tachie guy backpack.. if it happen to b on girl's c will be so embarrash dat c will b screaming and running all da way long and u will b running after her to get back ur lovely jockey....hhahaha!!!

Sam said...

@Viz - If it was on a girl's, i would have let it go.. Yeah, i know a tough decision.. but considering the consequences, Yes!! I would.. ;)

Sam said...

@Viz - If it was on a girl's, i would have let it go.. Yeah, i know a tough decision.. but considering the consequences, Yes!! I would.. ;)

Siddharth said...
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Siddharth said...

amazing sam star(my version of rockstar for u :-P)
but really
awesomme...

rashmi said...

Lol... i realy lovd ur post sam .. awsm ...